Compilation of Michael's Best Jokes About Sports | Michael McIntyre


  • Oh, he is SO satisfying and comedically fulfilling!!! 😘

    Evolving At Light SpeedEvolving At Light SpeedDay ago
  • I love Michael but, does he know he’s gay?

    TheMaloneyTheMaloneyDay ago
  • Arsenal would have fit well in the gay football joke...😅

    Hulk SmashHulk SmashDay ago
  • as funny as cancer

    brucedickinson12brucedickinson122 days ago
    • Wow. Aren't you the clever one? What do you want? A medal?

      Mark SaundersMark Saunders18 hours ago
  • Ackle ackintyre

    Jordan AustinJordan Austin2 days ago
  • In Australia we have a thing called T20 big bash and what they do instead of wasting time the batsman have a time limit so the bowlers have to get the ball back immediately so the game is more fun for the watchers

    Blake GiacomelliBlake Giacomelli2 days ago
  • 1.02 Adam Thomas aka Adam Barton in Emmerdale :D and Lucy Dixon aka Tilly Evans in Hollyoaks :D

    My BacklundMy Backlund3 days ago
  • All the rugby impressing. People the faffing about gets on my nerves. I'm always shouting at the TV stop faffing when watching football.

    Franca PerottiFranca Perotti3 days ago
  • His observation on cricket and tennis is spot on.

    Deplorable DDeplorable D4 days ago
    • @Su zeO The type of player he describes sounds like Nadal

      Abhishek KrishnanAbhishek Krishnan2 days ago
    • The ball boys especially😂😂

      Su zeOSu zeO2 days ago
  • Jokes??? I’ve never heard him tell a joke. It’s observation comedy from 30 years ago , done really camp

    NoPantsNoPants4 days ago

    KL005KL0055 days ago
  • He is gay and his wife must ashamed of him.

    Omar MOHOmar MOH5 days ago
  • You Lot must be the ones that laugh at wheel turning. Never in a million years is this a comedian.

    crynshamecrynshame5 days ago
  • The inconsistent spacing of the vertical light strips behind him really made me upset

    Kraw BobKraw Bob5 days ago
    • Now I can't look at anything else😂

      Bahati KinitiBahati Kiniti2 days ago
  • Your not funny, I felt bored and went to sleep

    Hulk SmashHulk Smash5 days ago
  • Well done for being 41# trending

    tanya frasertanya fraser5 days ago
  • He has got a very good cue action.

    I am MitchI am Mitch5 days ago
  • I love a good cricket faffing. Can keep me occupied for hours 😂😂😂.

    Kathryn PKathryn P5 days ago
  • Funny man

    Sight on pointSight on point6 days ago
  • i loved his dancing! 8:00 i think he has an issue with faffing! 😂

    Tamsin BlewdenTamsin Blewden6 days ago
  • His gay Manc impression is fucking bang on.

    JMUDocJMUDoc6 days ago
  • O Michael. You just the absolute best.

    Kam MedaiKam Medai6 days ago
  • I dont get it

    Randolph jjRandolph jj6 days ago
  • Disappointed gays outside Old Trafford & Etihad

    MaxMax6 days ago
  • He's only funny if you have nothing whatsoever to worry about.

    JustActingJustActing6 days ago
    • Quite the opposite, he's a brilliant release to stress and worries. If you don't like him, don't watch him...

      arianefr78arianefr784 days ago
  • Batter: “No, I don’t think I will”

    EpicSpooderEpicSpooder6 days ago
  • Only in The UK can you get away with dissing the opposing team without repercussions. Not like they separate the fans due to riots, attacks, bottleings etc.

    roof pizzaroof pizza6 days ago
  • 39k subs. sounds about right. goodbye

    Some Random NameSome Random Name6 days ago
  • StOp FAffInG

    Amelia BettsAmelia Betts6 days ago
  • This man in my opinion one day he’ll come out and will admit that’s he’s a gay kkkk.

    Mahad AfdhereMahad Afdhere6 days ago
  • The next time my husband tells me to stop faffin' about as we're leaving the house, I'll show him this so he sees what real faffing is 😆

    Aa BbAa Bb6 days ago
  • Imagine that the Swiss football champion is named YB which stands for "Young Boys". So THAT'S a gay's club name!

    nickthegreek321nickthegreek3216 days ago
  • Such gay vibes, but straight as a dick

    Katja S.PKatja S.P6 days ago
  • Man Utd, Man City What about FC United of Manchester

    Kian OlnerKian Olner6 days ago
    • They're in the 5th tier so he doesnt bother with them in this gag

      Wolfie BlackheartWolfie Blackheart6 days ago
  • Hahaha I this guy is a classic!

    Ahmad AlamiAhmad Alami7 days ago
  • He’s just so funny! Loved seeing him live in Sydney a few months back!

    LiveinsydneyLiveinsydney7 days ago
  • Love Michael. He said fluffliest lol. Whatever he said it's funny regardless

    Christine SharlandChristine Sharland7 days ago
  • Where you going Saturday? Goin down man city yeaah 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    C E WilsonC E Wilson7 days ago
  • Some nice homophobia at the start there

    rorz999rorz9997 days ago
    • Mimimimi

      longifee fylongifee fy7 days ago
  • 1:02 Was there ever such a half-hearted ovation ?

    stephen noonanstephen noonan7 days ago
  • He's gay isn't he? He keeps talking about his wife, but he acts sooooo gay all the time. So is his wife really his husband? He has to be bisexual at the least.

    MrMighty147MrMighty1477 days ago
    • He is a tranny.

      longifee fylongifee fy7 days ago
    • MrMighty147 - There’s no such thing as “acting gay”, however there is such a thing as being camp, the two aren’t synonymous, I know gay people who aren’t camp, and I know camp people who aren’t gay.

      TheTradgeTheTradge7 days ago
  • I'll never see football the same

    Francis BellFrancis Bell7 days ago
  • Golf I've seen people standing over the ball longer than needed. See something on the ground think it will mess them up, move it. Stance is wonky, adjust. Sound in the distance, distraction. Checking the lay of the putting a full 180. Change the club change the ball, practice swing much more than you need to. Don't like the first shoot hit more it's not like theirs a group of 4 people behind you

    Dr_DremurDr_Dremur7 days ago
  • So funny. Love this comedian.😂😂🥰🥰

    Gloria PaddockGloria Paddock7 days ago
  • nothing i love more than watching this guy dance

    seqingnicoleseqingnicole7 days ago
  • Slow down!! Crying out loud!!!so annoying , headache listening to this hyper speed of comedy

    jennifer curtisjennifer curtis7 days ago
    • Why are you watching it then? It’s very simple to click off and watch another comedy.

      Forest DanielsForest Daniels7 days ago
  • This guy has never been not funny so far as I have seen his clips. Loved it all.

    ycAuntieLalaycAuntieLala7 days ago
  • Warm spoon fed diarrhea. Lol

    Encore1234567890Encore12345678907 days ago
  • I'd never seen the "faffing?" Ones before,,, 😂😂😂😂😂

    MystiqueHorizonMystiqueHorizon7 days ago
  • How else are you supposed to swing the ball? The Australian way?

    tjh_lfctjh_lfc7 days ago
    • All but one heart was fazed that day Use sandpaper

      tjh_lfctjh_lfc7 days ago
    • Lol. Whats the Australian way? Im honestly curious...

      All but one heart was fazed that dayAll but one heart was fazed that day7 days ago
  • OMG! Please Please Please! Come to Interlochen, MI to there theater. It would be packed but come in our summer. I will be there for sure#

    Me and my Mom FunMe and my Mom Fun7 days ago
  • Z aaaaaa

    Eddie CollierEddie Collier7 days ago
  • Anyone else notice he wears the same black suit with a pink shirt like 3 times. 😂

    Abigail WylesAbigail Wyles7 days ago
  • Sports person 😂

    Merima-Gabriella TropojaMerima-Gabriella Tropoja7 days ago
  • At 4:17 he kind of looks like Trump

    TheCrimsomMedicTheCrimsomMedic7 days ago
  • Cunt

    Adam GrahamAdam Graham7 days ago
  • Brilliant especially the Piss Take on the sports!

    V MuppetV Muppet7 days ago
  • He is a comedic genius

    Harry GWHarry GW7 days ago
  • Well it's evident that they're all 3rd person. JK

    Joshua Wareham-AlecockJoshua Wareham-Alecock7 days ago
  • Can you get me a link to buy tickets please as the link box doesn't exist.

  • Still hilarious

    Jo spice BlackwoodJo spice Blackwood7 days ago
  • michael you are such an adorably cute damcer

    Neisha MNeisha M7 days ago
  • 🇰🇵

    Ashling McCarthyAshling McCarthy7 days ago
  • So funny

    Jemma JJemma J7 days ago
  • Amazing stuff! Michael Mcintyre inspired me to get into comedy....

    James Bold ComedyJames Bold Comedy7 days ago
    • He not funny he's gay cunt

      gareth Evansgareth Evans6 days ago
  • Michael obviously doesn’t watch Italian football teams play. So much faffing. Or is it spelled “falling”?

    NightsgrowNightsgrow7 days ago
    • Whovian 67 r/woosh

      NightsgrowNightsgrow6 days ago
    • @Whovian 67 lol

      PrinceRagusPrinceRagus7 days ago
    • The first way is the correct way to spell faffing.

      Whovian 67Whovian 677 days ago
  • 2:33 looks like a graceful penguin .

    Xolisa XolisaXolisa Xolisa7 days ago
  • "Still not happy with the condition of the ball" lmao true. Also to Swing the ball isn't that easy mate haha 😂

    Ralph ZodangRalph Zodang7 days ago
  • That's why I hate cricket! Annoying game!

    Hilary KeayHilary Keay8 days ago
    • Hilary Keay how is it??

      tjh_lfctjh_lfc7 days ago
    • Ok. I like cricket idk y but I do

      Severus SnapeSeverus Snape7 days ago
  • As much as Nadal is my favourite tennis player, he is definitely one who is guilty of faffing about!

    DragosteaDragostea8 days ago
    • I suspect he has a touch of OCD, it doesn’t really matter anyway, he’s a brilliant player nonetheless.

      Amelia BettsAmelia Betts6 days ago
    • Yeah and the towel after every point is ridicilous.

      JuhaJuha6 days ago
Compilation of Michael's Best Jokes About Sports | Michael McIntyre